Tuesday, February 09, 2010

 

The Infamous "Pee Phone" Again Earns It's Reputation Serving L.E.S. Jewels


Jewels , recently returned from Rykers Island , stirred things up on avenue A this afternoon . He and a car owner had their differences over Jewels leaning on the owner's BMW .The police were called and came to the scene .For a while three NYPD vehicles were present monitoring Jewels' antics .
Jewels then entered Ray's and attacked Karl and his Trotskyist pretensions . A brief scuffle ensued with a significant portion of Karl's grilled-cheese-with-chili being tossed about , some smeared on Jewels . All the troubling commotions drove away the cash paying customers that were in Ray's at the time .
Jewels , having had several beers , then used the phone booth , the "Pee Phone" , for its most common use in these cell-phone-times to relieve himself and headed off to Tompkins Square Park . In the park Jewels right away knocked down a drunk and rolled around on the ground with him . Then for the rest of the late afternoon Jewels sat on a park bench arguing with some other guys drinking on that park bench with him .
All of this happened a whole 2 weeks early . Jewels had been sentenced to 30 days for breaking the 3 pointed star ornament off a Mercedes hood .We have been told that the owner of the car , an assistant district attorney, was sitting in the car at the time . Jewels was released from Rikers Island 2 weeks early for... "good behaviour" .

Comments:
SLOB is a nice word to use on this person .......
 
This is one of the guys who really hurts Ray's business. Has Ray ever thought of pressing charges against him? There must be some sort of law against entering a business and causing the mayhem that he does. Maybe Ray could get a restraining order?
 
Jewels was in the 99 cent Pizza shop last night and was smoking and ragging on the customers there too--they ignored him enough to get their slices and go. I think if Jewels gota bit more out of hand he would have been handeled. I think Ray or whomever is working the shift should call the cops. It is unfair for people to work hard and have some shit try to fuck it up.
 
Jewels and "good behavior" are a contradiction in terms....
 
He needs to be committed to a mental hospital, like a lot of people on the LES. to act like this is not "cool" fuck him
 
I heard Jewels' nickname in Rikers was "Maytag" -- that's an inmate who's forced to clean other inmates' dirty socks and underwear.
 
Jewels gonna freeze his ass off tonight or he might even go to sleep in a snowbank.
You die then, happened to someone I went to school with.
People get real drunk, pass out, body temp starts goin down and because the bodies so fcked up on alcohol, the brian
functions that wake you up in an emergency like cold just don't work and you don't move anymore...happens all the time...
 
Jewels had been sentenced to 30 days for breaking the 3 pointed star ornament off a Mercedes hood .We have been told that the owner of the car , an assistant district attorney, was sitting in the car at the time

If you'd made this up, I wouldn't have believed it. But here it is.
 
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Yes g , Jewels has a special talent for finding just the right situation with just the right people to offend .
 
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