Friday, April 24, 2009


Avenue A Groper Goes to Detox ...

It was just past midnight and had been a long difficult day of drinking , confrontations and of course some groping in Tompkins Square Park and on avenue A . By early Friday morning the Avenue A Groper was just too drunk and too tired to continue ;certainly too exhausted to grope .
The exhausted groper ; effecting a deep , continuous , guttural growling utterance ; stumbled into Ray's Candy Store . Ray , concerned that she would scare away customers , held a free hot dog at his candy store's front window hoping to lure her out of his candy store and around to the front window for the free dog . She went for the bait and left Ray's candy store for the front window , took the hot dog and tried to gain entrance to a parked blue car in front of Ray's . This was a fantasy quest ; obviously the blue car's doors were locked allowing her no entry . The hot dog wasn't what she really wanted either . She ate half the dog and threw the uneaten portion to the sidewalk .
The avenue A groper was still very drunk and very hungry . She wandered further up avenue A entering Odessa restaurant where she was immediately escorted to and out the front door . Without her much desired late night snack she continued her trek up avenue passing tentatively through a group of several cops and firemen that had been called to avenue A to deal with a drunken male passed out on the sidewalk .
As the groper journeyed further up avenue A , on the block between St Marks Place and 9th street , someone called for an ambulance for her . She was taken away to detox at a local hospital for at least the better part of the night , perhaps to return to avenue A and Tompkins Square Park as soon as sun rise Friday morning .

Monday, April 20, 2009


Ray Feeds the Homeless


Beer Drinker Passes Out During Police Search ...

Three plainclothes police officers riding in a taxi cab saw a male drinking a beer on avenue A in front of Ray's Candy Store Saturday night . The police officers stopped the cab , exited the cab and approached the male drinking the beer . The male beer drinker , drinking a Heineken , was asked for his I.D. and was then for some reason also searched .
During this search the more or less sober male unexpectedly dropped to the ground apparently remaining at least for a short time unconscious .
An ambulance was called for and eventually and the male was taken to a local hospital .


A Friday Night on Avenue A ...

The spangin was easy and lucrative on avenue A thus the beer flowed Friday night . Bottle after bottle and can after can including everything from "Cobra" and "Sparks" to Heineken . The odor of burning herb was noticeable at times too . Folks drank , puked , fell down ,passed out , fought and some even exposed themselves . The avenue A groper was of course on the avenue groping the unsuspecting , enjoying herself .
Police came to the scene several times ,stopped a fight or two and handed out summonses for open containers ... some of which were summarily burned .

Sunday, April 19, 2009



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