Monday, August 31, 2009


Dating Etiquette :How to Call on Your Date in Tompkins Square Park ...

He noses her hole . He pats the soft surrounding mound with his delicate feet . Yes , this is where she lives .
Anxious and insecure : one last grooming .He slicks his hair . He bites a flea .
Now a bark down her hole , a squeak to most .
He waits politely , patiently
She rises to the rim . They nose a hello-how-are-you .
Ah! ... now its off to a good romp in the bushes .

Reminds me of the last date that I had before leaving NYC......
Awwww...Even rats need love too..
The feminazi's gonna love this one....
Which one S ? The one with the big nose and whiskers ?
great timing, man!
Thanx BB .Just nature as it is in TSP.
"A bark down her hole"???;wow,that sure sounds like alot of fun!!!
It probably was .
Parkrat, Parkrat, candle light
Doin' the LES and doin' it right in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Parkrat Suzie, Parkrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Parkrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Parkrat Love

Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like Parkrat love
Femme Nazi sez you were "raping" the squirrel by taking these photos!!!!
Actually poopy amd S,these are some of Tompkins Square Park's notorious rats not squirrels or pack rats. True all are rodents but not the same beasty.
Sweet to see the warmth and love here.

In my rural California home, we have an adversarial relationship with rats. Though I have absolutely no tender feelings at all for rats.....your photos makes me think otherwise. Briefly.

Filthy bastards.
those yuppie scum probably wont even stop for a single second to help those poor rats. death to yuppie scum and their blackberry phones!
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