Neither more nor less

On this Flag Day afternoon as some well behaved young film students on one end of "Crusty Row" were quietly shooting a student film with an aging Arriflex motion picture camera , Jewels at the other end had drank himself into a stupor and finally passed out .

Some of Jewels' crusty compatriots decided to have some fun with the sleeping Jewels and began drawing on his face with felt-tip markers all sorts of crude and lewd figures . One of the more dexterous crusty miscreants using a large needle and some nylon line sewed his sleeves to his sweater and also sewed the lower portion of his pants-legs together .

Being allowed to peacefully sleep-off the drunkeness wasn't part of the plan for Jewels this Flag Day afternoon . As soon as the sewing was completed the young crusty who had done the sewing un-zipped his fly and proceeded to void his beer-swollen bladder on Jewels bare feet . As Jewels woke to this golden shower on "Crusty Row "he found that the only movement available for escape , being all sewed-up as he was , was to wiggle like a large worm as the young man continued to aim his stream , moving it higher up Jewel's legs until there was no more urine to void .

A short time later as two police officers approached this pathetic scene , several of the young crusties including their dog and the pisser left for a more out-of -the-way place to gather and drink their beer . The officers seemingly had no way to respond to what they saw and shortly just walked a way .