Neither more nor less

When I pressed the shutter release it looked like the real thing and the thought occured to me that it might be my last photo ...a cop also thought it was real and started to draw a bead on Hot Dog but luckily someone shouted out that it was only a toy gun as they took the gun from Hot Dog and raised it high for all to see .She was drunk and screaming while brandishing nothing but a toy gun ....and now that I think of it ,why was old man John wearing a dress that night?