Monday, September 14, 2009


After Summerin' in Dixie ...

"'re really gettin' stupid , I'm gonna have to beat you down . I ain't goin' to jail tonight because of you , asshole " said Sid "the Nazi". "You gotta stop the drinkin".
And stupid led to stupider and for 3 days straight L.E.S. Jewels was back working his old familiar game on old familiar turf after spending the summer south of the Mason-Dixon line mostly sober . And there were more beat downs too.
On Crusty Row this Tuesday afternoon Jewels took a pay back beat down for the drunken nonsense that fractured Biker Bill's pelvis 3 months ago . Read the last comment on this post from that time : There was more to come .
A short time later Jewels dropped his drawers near the children's playground . He took a beat down for it . His own cane to his head and some blood was spilled . There may have been more brutality on Crusty Row on this afternoon . The stories vary . It's a well known fact though that several local folks are waiting in line to do some pay back for their friend Biker Bill .
We next saw Jewels in the evening hours chasing some poor soul down avenue A , cane in hand menacing and hoping for tribute to buy more beers . As the evening progressed more folks were accosted demanding a bounty with a threatening cane brandished in their faces .
At midnight Jewels helped NYPD make closing Tompkins Square Park a more memorable event . He later stopped some cabs and exposed himself to the bar tender at Odessa Bar . The bar tender called NYPD for this one but no arrest was made . Now with all the energy from the earlier part of the day having faded away , Jewels slept .
Wednesday morning Crusty Row again saw Jewels drop his drawers near the children's playground . Again Jewels took a good beat down by one of the locals .
After a very long difficult day in TSP Jewels calmed a bit and in the evening passed out in front of Ray's Candy Store . Someone called 911 and an ambulance arrived . Jewels awoke angry and nasty . He said some really nasty things to the EMTs ... and then the cops showed up at Ray's . Jewels' smart-mouth worked overtime on the cops and then he ran over to the front door of Odessa bar and started a fight . The cops grabbed him , lectured him about keeping his pants on and keeping his smart-assed trap shut . No arrest was made .
Jewels spent the remaining hours of Wednesday evening undressing and accosting folks on the street and in the bars and restaurants along avenue A . As Ray played some Perry Como tunes from YouTube over speakers placed in his front window to attract customers , Jewels , pants removed , argued with a cantankerous local as Mosaic Man watched.
Thursday evening we found Jewels sitting with Marlene on a bench in TSP . Marlene for the better part of 3 days had been watching over Jewels , running for beers and snacks . She tried to protect him from himself as well as all the angry , hostile folks around the park and on avenue A .
On this last Sunday , a few days later , we saw Jewels in TSP . He asked what had happened . Who and how many had beat him .Here we told him folks are waiting in line to get at him to beat him . Jewels had lost Tuesday , Wednesday and Thursday . He claimed to remember nothing of those days just as he claimed to remember nothing of the drunken nonsense that led to a fractured pelvis for Biker Bill . .

Wow. What a total and complete asshole.
Either he was a severely abused or neglected child, or he has a very serious brain chemistry imbalance.
Neglected as a child:
They neglected to wear a rubber during consummation......

This is a load that should have either been swallowed or flushed down the toilet in a rubber raft, instead of being able to incubate.

The bastard son of ten thousand crusties.

Actually this simpleton is a really nice guy when he's not totally destroyed on copious ammnts of alcohol and or drugs.

I personally have spent evenings with him and his better half at Black Ops Bob's place, watching movies and eating junk food. He was quiet, funny, and believe it or not actually nice to be around.

But alas... The addiction takes over and funny is not so funny any more. Hell, I've had some pretty bad moments myself, when I was partying like a fool on the LES. But a man has got to know his limitations.

Unfortunately it is only a matter of time before he gets iced.

If it wasn't for Choice talking me out of it, I would have done it myself a while back just after the BB incident. Can you imagine that. Choice being the voice of reason......

But he was right, and although BB is a good pal, LES J is not always a friggin stink wad scum fk who flashes in front of kids and chicks.

But that's not going to get him a pass when the wrong or right guy finally gets around to dropping the curtain on this one man show.
Good rant S .

You probably don't know that Choice is gone , extradited to Jersey recently .

Choice gave Lawrence a beating down by Doc's a month or so ago . Happens that there were 2 cops not too far away that saw the whole thing . Choice is gone for a while .

Lawrence seems to be OK .
Choice is another one.

He can be an ass, but there is another side to him.

Most don't agree when I say that he's actually a nice guy.

Well... nice to me any way.........

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Just be sure to hit LES Jewels with it..........:-)
I still think dropping trou is an act.
Not to change the subject..but Steve, I took those pics of that stone by the fountain for you today..took a bunch with and without flash so you can have a few to choose from..i'll try and email them to you later tonight!
Thanks Eden

You're the best.

That's why in all the years that I've stalked you

I have never killed you...........
That's the best compliment I've had all day..but then again-I just woke up!
Oh! By the way Eden,

When ever I think of that word.

I think of you..............

No disrespect intended.

But as you know, I never intend to disrespect the folks that I disrespect.

It's my blessing, and my curse..........

But still I love you.
Yeah, the vulva catchphrase never caught on the way I hoped it would. Now, I just like saying the word "anycooch" in "Anycooch, like I was saying..thanks for stalking me!"
As little kids, weren't we taught the difference between "good attention" and "bad attention?"

This childish acting out will only get Jewels lots of "bad attention."

I'm so sorry for you, Amy....
BTW--great photo of Biker Bill.
Bob, is there a way to subscribe to your blog? I don't see an RSS tag or "subscribe" link.

Should be somewhere on your browser near the to of the page
You are quite famous today Bob..Melanie wrote about you..

as did
Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]